{"id":2170,"date":"2016-10-27T01:16:34","date_gmt":"2016-10-27T01:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?page_id=2170"},"modified":"2016-10-27T02:30:14","modified_gmt":"2016-10-27T02:30:14","slug":"the-adventures-of-stickman-the-unemployed-legospaceman","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?page_id=2170","title":{"rendered":"The Adventures of Stickman & the Unemployed Legospaceman"},"content":{"rendered":"

Meet the cast:<\/p>\n

Stickman: A two-dimensional character who is single, works at a cellular phone company as a salesman of really, really long extension cords for their phones, and is an expert at making spaghetti. He lives a very normal life, except for some reason he feels the government is sending out ninjas to kill him.<\/p>\n

The unemployed lego spaceman: Laid off from the Lego Space Program, he now delivers pizzas for a well known company but can never seem to deliver them in under 31 minutes, meaning he rarely gets tipped.<\/p>\n

Bob: A one-dimensional dot who was the start of the known universe. He likes to remind people that he’s somewhat of a big thing.<\/p>\n

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  1. The Adventure Begins….<\/a><\/li>\n
  2. One-Dimensional Universe….<\/a><\/li>\n
  3. The Problem<\/a><\/li>\n
  4. Artistically Challenged<\/a><\/li>\n
  5. Expansion<\/a><\/li>\n
  6. Adventure Continued<\/a><\/li>\n
  7. Creatures<\/a><\/li>\n
  8. Muck<\/a><\/li>\n
  9. Supporting Comrades<\/a><\/li>\n
  10. Sunday Paper<\/a><\/li>\n
  11. Color<\/a><\/li>\n
  12. Friends<\/a><\/li>\n
  13. Mr. Dog<\/a><\/li>\n
  14. New Pets<\/a><\/li>\n
  15. More Pets<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Meet the cast: Stickman: A two-dimensional character who is single, works at a cellular phone company as a salesman of really, really long extension cords for their phones, and is an expert at making spaghetti. He lives a very normal life, except for some reason he feels the government is sending out ninjas to kill … Continue reading The Adventures of Stickman & the Unemployed Legospaceman<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_regular_price":[],"currency_symbol":[],"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2170","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"post_slider_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","post_slider_layout_landscape_large":"","post_slider_layout_portrait_large":"","post_slider_layout_square_large":"","post_slider_layout_landscape":"","post_slider_layout_portrait":"","post_slider_layout_square":"","full":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2170"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2237,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2170\/revisions\/2237"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}