{"id":1158,"date":"2012-01-23T08:37:47","date_gmt":"2012-01-23T13:37:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/littlesarbonn.com\/blog\/?p=1158"},"modified":"2012-01-23T08:37:47","modified_gmt":"2012-01-23T13:37:47","slug":"riding-the-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=1158","title":{"rendered":"Riding the Elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got on the elevator this morning, and there were nine other people already on it. I entered on the first floor. I was planning to go to the third floor. What I noticed was that every floor above 3 was pushed, but 3 was not. So I pushed 3. Then the elevator went right up to three, and I got off.<\/p>\n<p>And five people got off with me. So, for reasons that make no sense, five people were riding the elevator with intentions of getting off at floor 3 but no one pressed the button for it.<\/p>\n<p>Strange morning.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got on the elevator this morning, and there were nine other people already on it. I entered on the first floor. I was planning to go to the third floor. What I noticed was that every floor above 3 was pushed, but 3 was not. So I pushed 3. Then the elevator went right &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=1158\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Riding the Elevator<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_regular_price":[],"currency_symbol":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[434,1032,1192],"class_list":["post-1158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memoirs","tag-elevator","tag-psychology","tag-sociology"],"post_slider_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","post_slider_layout_landscape_large":"","post_slider_layout_portrait_large":"","post_slider_layout_square_large":"","post_slider_layout_landscape":"","post_slider_layout_portrait":"","post_slider_layout_square":"","full":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}