{"id":1757,"date":"2013-09-11T17:11:03","date_gmt":"2013-09-11T17:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=1757"},"modified":"2013-09-11T17:11:03","modified_gmt":"2013-09-11T17:11:03","slug":"just-because-i-paid-my-bill-online-doesnt-mean-i-want-to-stop-receiving-paper-copies-of-my-bill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=1757","title":{"rendered":"Just because I paid my bill online doesn&#8217;t mean I want to stop receiving paper copies of my bill!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of those things with the &#8220;green&#8221; movement that has been driving me freaking crazy ever since it started. I&#8217;ll give you an example. Consumers Energy handles my electricity needs. I&#8217;m okay with that. They send me a paper copy of my bill. I&#8217;m okay with that. They let me pay my bill either through the mail or online. Sounds great so far. But whenever I make an online payment of my bill, they automatically switch me from a paper bill receiving customer to an online only bill receiving customer. I never asked for that. I never approved that. They just do it every freaking time I try to make an online payment.<\/p>\n<p>Here. I&#8217;ll let you in on a little secret. If I don&#8217;t receive a paper copy of a bill, I&#8217;m probably not going to pay it. I don&#8217;t pay attention to email crap that gets sent to me because my email is filled with so much spam (yes, obviously from all of the porn mail lists I&#8217;m on&#8230;whatever), but regardless of why I receive so much spam, there&#8217;s no rule, written or unwritten that states that I&#8217;m somehow supposed to be a diligent payer of attention to crap that gets sent to me that way. But I do look at EVERY piece of physical mail that gets sent to me.<\/p>\n<p>Yet, EVERY month, Consumers Energy attempts to push me off physical mail and make me one of its email bitches. I&#8217;m not interested, and I wish companies would stop trying to make that happen.<\/p>\n<p>Recently, I wrote an article about how some company&#8217;s &#8220;green&#8221; policy is not MY green policy, which means that I don&#8217;t give a frack that they&#8217;re now going green. It&#8217;s not part of my business relationship with them, so they need to stop trying to force it on me.<\/p>\n<p>I get so damn upset at Consumers Energy every time they do this to me that if they were any other company where I could turn to some other company to replace them, I&#8217;d have done it years ago. That is probably the worst customer service response a company should ever desire, yet I get the impression they don&#8217;t give a crap whatsoever. But sure enough, in a few days when I go to make that payment,I&#8217;m going to have to go through tons of extra screens of paperwork in order to get myself back on the mailing list again because they&#8217;ll automatically try to dislodge me from it yet again, without my permission, desire or intention.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s a horrible business model for any company whenever your customer leaves your interaction fuming at your company after having just paid for your services.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is one of those things with the &#8220;green&#8221; movement that has been driving me freaking crazy ever since it started. I&#8217;ll give you an example. Consumers Energy handles my electricity needs. I&#8217;m okay with that. They send me a paper copy of my bill. I&#8217;m okay with that. They let me pay my bill &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=1757\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Just because I paid my bill online doesn&#8217;t mean I want to stop receiving paper copies of my bill!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_regular_price":[],"currency_symbol":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[1582,1823,1580,332,1581],"class_list":["post-1757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business","tag-annoyances","tag-business","tag-consumers-energy","tag-customer-service","tag-green"],"post_slider_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","post_slider_layout_landscape_large":"","post_slider_layout_portrait_large":"","post_slider_layout_square_large":"","post_slider_layout_landscape":"","post_slider_layout_portrait":"","post_slider_layout_square":"","full":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1757"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1758,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1757\/revisions\/1758"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}