{"id":18,"date":"2010-04-14T13:59:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T17:59:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/littlesarbonn.com\/blog\/?p=18"},"modified":"2010-04-14T13:59:57","modified_gmt":"2010-04-14T17:59:57","slug":"writing-is-so-easy-that-anybody-can-do-it-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=18","title":{"rendered":"Writing is SO Easy that ANYBODY can do it&#8230;apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out that reality (not so much of a) star Heidi Montag has announced that she is &#8220;writing a movie&#8221;. Really? It&#8217;s that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Heidi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-19\" title=\"Heidi\" src=\"http:\/\/littlesarbonn.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Heidi-185x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"185\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Heidi-185x300.jpg 185w, https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Heidi.jpg 290w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 185px) 100vw, 185px\" \/><\/a>easy? Does she even know how to read?<\/p>\n<p>This is one of those things that really bugs me about people who don&#8217;t write. They seem to believe it&#8217;s SO easy. For those of us who are actually writers, it tends to really piss us off that someone who is a celebrity for no real reason other than that she has had too many boob jobs, is convinced that she&#8217;s now going to pen a GREAT script for a movie. The incredulous part that stems up is mainly attributed to the very nature of stating she&#8217;s &#8220;writing a movie&#8221;. Who says that? Does she even know there&#8217;s a script involved?<\/p>\n<p>Bah, this sort of thing really bugs me. Here&#8217;s the<a href=\"http:\/\/www.usmagazine.com\/moviestvmusic\/news\/heidi-montag-is-writing-a-bourne-meets-barbie-action-flick-2010124\"> article<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turns out that reality (not so much of a) star Heidi Montag has announced that she is &#8220;writing a movie&#8221;. Really? It&#8217;s that easy? Does she even know how to read? This is one of those things that really bugs me about people who don&#8217;t write. They seem to believe it&#8217;s SO easy. For those &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/?p=18\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Writing is SO Easy that ANYBODY can do it&#8230;apparently<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_regular_price":[],"currency_symbol":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[210,605,1826,1139,1832],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-celebrities","tag-heidi-montag","tag-movies","tag-scriptwriting","tag-writing"],"post_slider_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","post_slider_layout_landscape_large":"","post_slider_layout_portrait_large":"","post_slider_layout_square_large":"","post_slider_layout_landscape":"","post_slider_layout_portrait":"","post_slider_layout_square":"","full":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sarbonn.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}