My thesis was on the 1991 August Coup in the Soviet Union. Here’s the thesis proposal I wanted to go with, but am certainly glad I didn’t choose:<\/p>\n
Abstract<\/p>\n
Okay, there was this big revolt in the Soviet Union. You know that place that became Russia? Well, it used to be the Soviet Union. And they were kind of communist. Well, they claimed they were communist, but they were more of a socialist republic without the socialism part (well, and the republic part, too, for that matter). So, I guess they were kind of like an aristocracy, except no one had any money, so they were like a poor aristocracy, and they had no real power either, so they were probably more like a bunch of thugs who would beat you up if you didn\u2019t give them your milk money. We all remember those guys. Those were the same guys that stuffed you in the trash cans during your freshman year in high school, and they\u2019d laugh as you tried to pull yourself out of the can, but some kid before you had thrown his tuna fish sandwich into the trash bin because he was sick, and now you\u2019re covered in bad tuna, and well\u2026wait, I was talking about the Soviet Union.<\/p>\n
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Definitions:<\/p>\n
\u201cthe\u201d \u2013 This word seems to show up a lot before other words. No one in history has ever figured out what it means.<\/p>\n
\u201cfashizzle\u201d \u2013 doesn\u2019t really mean anything, but uncool, white guys often use it to pretend they\u2019re not uncool, white guys.<\/p>\n
Research Questions<\/p>\n
Hypotheses<\/p>\n
Methodology<\/p>\n
Start with a base of flour, add in a batch of uncooked rice, approximately 13 ounces, and then stir while frying at a medium boil. After 15 minutes, add paprika and then baste in a turkey baster. Let it sit for an hour and then serve with white wine.<\/p>\n
Discussion<\/p>\n
So, like, this chick and I are totally digging each other, and then she suddenly reveals that she\u2019s been seeing this other guy, so I says to her: \u201cYo, babe, I don\u2019t think this is going anywhere,\u201d and she gets all haughty on me, talking about the whole \u201ccommitment thing, and I just know she\u2019s going to bring up that I was dating Suzie that one time we broke up for fifteen days, and then she\u2019s gonna\u2026.<\/p>\n
Conclusions<\/p>\n
My thesis was on the 1991 August Coup in the Soviet Union. Here’s the thesis proposal I wanted to go with, but am certainly glad I didn’t choose: Abstract Okay, there was this big revolt in the Soviet Union. You know that place that became Russia? Well, it used to be the Soviet Union. And … Continue reading My Thesis Proposal I Never Turned In<\/span>