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I was teaching to a college audience this morning when I was trying to educate on how statistics work, and what makes them credible. For somee reason, I couldn\u2019t get the class to understand why not all statistics are credible. What got me stuck was that every student in the room was somehow taught that statistics are relevant as long as they are statistics. I guess watching some Youtube video taught these students that what makes something credible is that they have statistics backing up their conclusions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Moving on from that, I came across an article that indicated that the last instance of spontaneous combustion occurred in 2010, and that incidents tend to occur every 14 years. Which brought me to the college student conclusion that the next incident is about to happen next year in 2024.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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And this has me scared because statistically one in a total of over 6 billion people is going to spontaneously combust this year, and that person could end up being me. I mean, I know how statistics work (even if I can\u2019t explain it to a group of freshmen students in college successfully), and even though I do, it still scares me. I mean, out of that 6 billion people, it has to happen to someone, right? Why not me? I mean, I\u2019m not exactly exempt just because I paid my taxes on time. That ole\u2019 spontaneous combustion monster is out to get me, and there\u2019s nothing I can do about it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Oh, sure, I could argue that tobacco related diseases is much worse (it\u2019s going to kill 480,000 people this year, which is a much lower number than 1 that spontaneous combustion will kill), auto related deaths (42,915 give or take a self-imploding 1970\u2019s Pinto), 686 mass shooting incidents (not per death but incidents that led to death; think about that one a second), 9 death by tortoise and 6 crushed by a cactus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I mean, serious, who can\u2019t see a tortoise coming at you in time to jump out of the way? Wait. A cactus. How does that even happen?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sorry, I got distracted there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Perhaps the point isn\u2019t that people don\u2019t understand statistics nor that they don\u2019t believe them, but I suspect that we see so many numbers on a daily basis that none of them seem to have any meaning to us any more. I check the weather and suddenly a splattering of numbers appears that tells me the weather, humidity and some barometer thing that no one understands either. I might understand the weather is going to be 97 tomorrow, but this is Texas. It\u2019s ALWAYS 97.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I turn on the news, and they\u2019re throwing numbers at me. Percentage of people who like one political candidate more than another. Gerrymandering, where large numbers are used to explain other numbers that should take precedent over the large numbers. Economics made simple so us humans can understand, but delivered in a way that makes me feel like I should have been a banker instead of a college professor. B roll of pigeons.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Why is the news showing B roll of pigeons?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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I guess what I\u2019ve been trying to say is that this is the time of the year when you need to choose an ice cream flavor and stick with it. Too many people can\u2019t decide on one flavor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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So decide on a flavor, people!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Thank you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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