A few months back, I read a book called Homer’s Odyssey, about a little, blind kitten whose owner wrote about his adventure of life. It was a cute, nice book, and I was happy to have read it. Well, since then, Amazon (where I bought it) won’t stop sending me cat book recommendations. Let me put this simply so it’s understandable. I don’t really like cats. I don’t hate them, but at the same time I’m also allergic to certain breeds of them. So, it might be understood why I don’t really go out of my way to buy books about cats.
The first book was a fluke, mainly because the whole idea of the blind kitty’s struggle really appealed to me. That doesn’t mean that I have a thing for wanting to read about cats. Yet, Amazon doesn’t seem to know this and continues to send me nonstop recommendations that are about cute cat stories. I have yet to figure out how to stop these from happening, even having gone into their recommendation procedure (to change them), and that hasn’t stopped the fact that I stupidly bought a cat book from them once.
Which is why I’m thinking of buying porn from Amazon. I mean, if they’re going to send me recommendations based on my previous purchases, this sounds like a win-win situation to me.