Dating her is a lot like trying to get your writing approved by Smashwords
I’ve recently been trying to put some of my novels onto e-readers and Amazon’s Kindle. One way that was recommended to me was Smashwords, a site that actually lets you upload your writing and then helps you format it into the various different types of readers. So far, after two weeks of working with Smashwords, with three different manuscripts, I haven’t made it out of the “pending approval” stage yet, as my work keeps getting returned to me, requiring new changes. I’ve gotten to the point where I am starting to believe that there is no stage beyond “pending approval”. It’s like one of those girlfriends who demands perfection, and no matter how hard you try, you never quite achieve it. But instead of dumping you, she always gives you “one more chance”. Yes, it’s a lot like that.
So, I’m still trying to get my e-reader work approved through them, and hopefully one day, before I turn 95, the first one will go into “you’ve almost been approved” status. Kind of like that girlfriend I was talking about. I mean, you’d dump her if she wasn’t so hot, and no matter how mean she is to you, you have to keep believing that one day you’ll achieve her standards.
I mean, the beatings have to stop one day, right?
A friend of mine had problems getting through the ‘meatgrinder’ software.
She used bookmarks while editing. Those bookmarks got her book kicked out of the software.
This may not be one of the problem that you are having – but this may be helpful.
Not sure if it was the same thing, but I kept having to redo certain things, and then I’d have to redo something after that, and it just keeps on continuing.
I’ve been in Pending Approval for a long time too. I almost *wish* they would ask me to change something, so I’d at least know what the problem is.
Part of me suspects it’s a psychological experiment.