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About to Launch My New Streaming Service

It’ll look a lot like this except make more sense

The other day, I was watching television and realized I had nothing to watch. There was nothing new on Hulu, Netflix, Disney Plus, Apple Itunes (or whatever it’s called), Amazon Prime, HBO Go (or is it Now?), CBS All Access and Telemundo. Okay, I don’t even know if I have Telemundo, but I bet if I did, there would be nothing new on it.

I’ve reached that era of humanity in which I’ve watched everything I can possibly imagine, leaving me staring at my television screen with nothing to do. Yes, a real first-world problem, eh?

So, rather than try to find another source of television, I’ve decided it’s time for me to just launch my own streaming service, something that caters specifically to Duane. I know the whole world has been waiting for this, as I’ve queried my various stuffed animals, and they nodded emphatically (or they just stared back at me with blank faces, but I’m pretty sure they were enthusiastic).

So, I’ve decided that in order to launch my new service, I need to feature premiere Duane-programming, which means 24/7 Star Trek (but only the shows I haven’t seen yet, which limits it to, um, none of them cause I’ve seen them all, twice, plus that one where Kirk fights the lizard guy probably at least five times; I mean, quality is quality, right?).

But the shows are going to have to be really cool, so as I’m a huge fan of twists and mysteries, we’ll have to focus on a lot of those, except every now and then they’ll have to not have a twist or mystery (being the twist and mystery itself). There should also be absolutely no sports whatsoever, because I don’t like watching shows where people can do all sorts of athletic things I can’t do, like breathe normally, or anything more strenuous than that.

I also don’t want romances because they’re not believable. Never once in my life has a woman knocked on my door and then wanted to make mad passionate love to me. Nor go on a second date. Perhaps there’s more than just a coincidence there.

I don’t like reality programming because I refuse to believe that 37 teenagers can live in the same house without an adult and somehow still manage to end up with beer in the refrigerator. And people laugh at me for liking science fiction?

So, the kinds of shows we’ll have to have will be the very high-tech science fiction shows with laser battles and really cool cars that talk to the actors, saying really funny things that people don’t actually say in real life, because that would be too scripted. But they still have to sound all natural, like it’s the right thing to happen at the most inopportune times.

And ninjas. You kind of need ninjas in most shows. Which now that I think about it, perhaps romances would be okay, as long as it was a romance between two ninjas (who throw laser ninja stars at teenagers who live in apartments with no beer). I’m not really sure where I’m going with this one, but something tells me I’m on a roll.

Of course, there’s no way to really talk about this without mentioning price. I figure $3.00 a month is appropriate as long as the entire world seems interested in subscribing. Considering there’s about 340 million people in the US alone (on any Tuesday, although Wednesdays and Fridays our numbers dwindle horribly), that would be (gets out calculator…at least three dollars times 340 million, which my two years of second grade math instruction comes out to about at least a million dollars). So, yeah, this would be really profitable.

I was going to say that my streaming service should have hot cheerleaders and Scarlet Johanssen but that was much more relevant when I was a teenager, so let’s just say that as long as we’re meeting the ninja demographic, we’re probably okay.

I haven’t figured out exactly when I’m going to be launching this new streaming service, but it may have to wait until after I’m finished watching the latest season of The Expanse, on Amazon Prime. Or was it on Starz? One of these days I’m going to have to figure out where my stuffed animals have hidden the remote.

The Never-Ending Dilemma of Trying to Be Well-Read

(Licensed by the author, 2020)

First off, this isn’t a post that’s designed to glorify how much I’ve read. Posts like that have a habit of being a bit condescending, boring and painful to get through. Yes, I’ve read a lot of stuff. But so have so many other people. This post really isn’t about that.

What this post is about is one of the consequences of reading a lot of stuff. As a social creature, I really love to share great literature and nonfiction with other people. The problem is: Most people don’t care.

I’ll let you in on a little secret: I love to read. When I was a kid, just learning to read, I remember having finished all of the stuff other kids were supposed to read and then asking for more. The teacher had nothing else to share in the classroom at that time, but she had been reading “Crime and Punishment” by Dostoevsky, which was on her desk. I asked about that, and she told me it was too difficult for someone of my young age. So, the next day, I got my mom to check out the book for me from the public library. And I struggled through it, and finished it. Years later, I’ve probably read that book at least five times. I get something new from it each time I read it.

A more recent example: I just finished reading Men Explain Things to Me by Rebecca Solnit, a brilliant writer and thinker who also wrote A Paradise Built in Hell, which I love for its alternative approach of explaining history and the ramifications that occur during history. Both books are chalked full of history, so because I work with a couple of history people, I thought about recommending those books to them. The response I generally received was a blank stare, almost an admission of “your review to me didn’t convince me that I should waste my time reading what you were talking about.”

And that’s the problem right there. Over the years, as I’ve read more and more brilliant stuff, I’ve often recommended it to other people. What I’ve discovered is that so few people take up the gauntlet and decide to read those books. Instead, they listen to your explanation of that book and then because you’ve explained everything about it to them, they decide not to read it, possibly thinking that they’ve already absorbed the knowledge of that book by the mere moment you spent explaining it to them. And then they go on with their lives, only reading the things they find significant.

This reminded me of two things. First, Rebecca Solnit’s book Men Explain Things to Me, in which she details an encounter she had with a boorish man who found out she was a writer and had written on a particular obscure topic so spent the next hour or so telling her she had to read this book about her subject if she was ever going to understand it like he did. Turns out, she wrote that book he was talking about, and as men behave like men, he took forever to acknowledge that once finding out, and then still managed to talk down to her regardless of realizing that fact.

Second, the concept of knowledge and literature requires a modern scholar to actually read the texts himself or herself and not just the cliff notes version (and especially not just the conversation about it from someone who read it instead). Imagine discussing Plato with someone who has never read it but watched a lecture on Plato once. That works great if neither of you have read it (you can be clueless together) but when you’re the one who has read him, discussing it with someone who has no intention of reading it is a complete waste of time.

That’s how I feel when I talk about literature with people and discover that they’re not going to read it, condemning it because they didn’t read it first. I talked about Solnit with one person and actually saw his face turn negative, like he was disgusted by the fact that he’d never heard of her before, and thus, she was unimportant in his mind. That’s the kind of emotional response I receive a lot when I talk about literature that is important yet obscure.

What probably bothers me the most is that people often do not even realize that the books we read are snapshots of the best works of lives that we may never experience again. Other times, they’re snapshots of careers in progress, such as when I recall having read the early works of Ken Follett (who wrote a brilliant spy thriller in Eye of the Needle and then turned around and wrote one of the worst mysteries with ever bad writing technique available soon after that; and then he followed that up with one of the greatest historical narratives I have yet to read in my lifetime). It’s like having great conversations with people who have so much to tell us, and we’re limiting ourselves to only what’s popular, and quite often, on some television or movie screen.

It’s almost gotten to the point where I may not discuss literature with people any more. I remember bringing up Haruki Murakami to one colleague recently and received that “I haven’t read him, so obviously he’s not significant” response. Keep in mind, Murakami is probably among the most respected authors living in the world today. But because he’s not “known” to some individual, I end up having to explain his significance, which finally ends with a sense of “well, if I should find myself on a deserted island, am already bored and his book is all that’s there, I might read it.” Again, I find myself thinking, screw you and I hope you remain uneducated for life. But fortunately, I’m not that elitist. Well, not after I’ve had my first morning diet Dr Pepper.

Democracy is finally experiencing Marx’s warning about capitalism

Democracy just experienced its first serious blow, and it happened in a way that no one even noticed it. It didn’t happen because of some overwhelming force of a dictator forcing the masses to his will (although one sure seems to be trying any way). It didn’t happen because of some oppressive enemy that invaded and destroyed us like Spartans on the fields of Macedonia. And it didn’t involve the proletariat throwing off their chains and destroying the machinery keeping them in slavery (no thanks to businesses like Amazon that pretend to be enlightened as they benefit one man to become the richest man on the planet).

No, the problem started where people tend not to see these sorts of things. And one of its symptoms was seen in all of its glory just yesterday. And it came from as innocuous a place as a computer gaming company, Activision Blizzard.

Now, for most of its history, Activision, specifically the Blizzard portion of it, has been known for such computer gaming delights as World of Warcraft, Warcrart, Starcraft and Hearthstone. There are a few other gaming franchises under their umbrella, but for the most part, they have been known for creating enjoyable games that have produced a really strong reputation in the gaming community.

Well, over the weekend, they ran an international tournament for one of their franchises, Hearthstone. During this tournament, a champion of the game, Chung “Blitzchung” Ng Wai, used his successful platform to declare support for the pro-democracy movement in Hong Kong. Blizzard immediately declared his victory forfeited and distanced themselves from him.

While it can be argued that Blizzard just doesn’t want any politics melting into its gaming forum, something a bit more sinister is definitely at play here. It is no secret that Activision Blizzard has been trying to break into the China market (and has been for a very long time now). It also wouldn’t be a stretch to understand why Blizzard would disavow any ties to someone who has acted against the very oppressive Chinese regime that is in the process of trying to be quite oppressive to Hong Kong.

This is basically what Karl Marx was talking about in his very long and detailed explanation of how democracy was eventually going to be overshadowed and destroyed by capitalism. Right now, we’re seeing capitalism being made more important because of profit than the ideas of democracy, which was originally thought of something that went hand in hand with capitalism.

But that was always a facade. In reality, capitalism works well with democracy up to a point, and the way it works up to that point is because capitalism needs a way of being untouched by government long enough to grow until it cannot be contained any further. Once it has reached a certain apex, it doesn’t matter how much democracy exists; it’s never going to be able to contain it.

Think of it this way: Democracy means that the people make the rules and control the government. But as capitalism creates entities of fake people (the corporation as a personal interest), what happens is that people are now competing with corporations for identity. Everyone has a voice, but a corporation has both a voice and an economic means to deliver that voice to more and more people. A person can’t do the same. Unless that person is a Kardashian or Taylor Swift. But Taylor Swifts are rare, and Kardashians incorporate themselves to create that corporate entity again. The average person, like you or me, has absolutely no voice whatsoever. And never will.

So, as more and more corporations begin to respond to a slowly disappearing market that is being swallowed up by more and more corporate interests, the desire is to find more overseas markets. Places like China, with its economic power base, are literally gold mines for corporations trying to sell their goods and services. But to do that, they often have to cut back on democratic ideals because countries like China aren’t interested in free speech and individual justice. It’s all about the state.

So, democracy dies a little bit at a time. You know, the whole death by paper cuts.

The problem is that we’re so wrapped up in our media-generated controversies that we don’t even see it happening around us. As our voices get fainter and fainter, we’re slowly heading towards a point of no return. And we don’t even know we’re on the road.

That tendency to return to a beloved game

So, up until recently, I was heavily involved in playing Shroud of the Avatar. It’s an okay rpg-like game, but there was a substantial learning curve involved and a heavy financial burden that was necessary in order to even become a somewhat productive member of its society. Sure, you could play for cheap, but like most things, cheap meant living cheap, and it was never really that much fun. But right before it was released, I invested heavily in the game, paying an absurd amount of money for a house and stuff (mainly a tiered system for joining), and even after that, I never really felt like I was going to become one of the better classed citizens around town.

You see, a lot of that was because in order to be one of those better-off citizens, you pretty much had to invest in the game back when it was in its kickstarter faze of existence. But I didn’t know about it until much later, so my chances of ever investing heavily in the game (and getting something out of it) never could happen. It’s like investing in Facebook AFTER its IPO. Sure, you might make a few dollars, but you were never going to make the CEO-like profits that you would have gotten by investing before the IPO. You were always going to be a second-class citizen.

So, while I haven’t completely left that game, I realize there’s not a lot for me there, so I’ve invested in going back to a previous game, one that I invested in since the beginning: Star Trek Online.

Now, Star Trek Online is one of those weird entities out in the MMO world, mainly because it probably should have gone out of business a long time ago, but lived long enough to be able to sustain itself and then reinvent itself as new Star Trek entities came on the scene to make it viable again.

And eight or so years ago, I paid about $300 for a lifetime membership, which means that I’m still racking up free money and benefits from the game that have made that initial investment completely worth it. But that’s not to say that I haven’t made it worth STO’s time either. I’ve put a lot of money back into that game, buying ships, in game zen currency (to buy other stuff) and even entire expansion sets when they were appropriate. It’s one of those games I’ve always felt was worth the price, even though I might have kicked myself almost every time I shelled out another hundred or so dollars.

But if you love Star Trek, and oh yes I do, then it’s really the perfect game for you. A lot of the game is grind, where you’re doing things that are just completely time consuming, like training skills so that you might one day actually use them, or fighting bad guys on some washed out planet so that you can build up enough of that faction’s marks so that you might one day be able to buy some ship engine you’ve always wanted that can only be bought by that faction’s store. Stuff like that.

But it’s got all of the pew pew you could ever ask for. And I figure that for the next three or four months (or until the next WOW comes along), I’ll be playing it on an almost daily basis.

And shelling out stupid money from time to time.

Cause that’s what they do best. Take your money.

And that’s what I do best. Give away my money. Not sure I’m all that satisfied with that realization. But I’ll be fighting some Romulans, so I’ll have to think about that later.

Website is undergoing some changes

As you can probably see, my website is undergoing some serious changes. I was having trouble updating my WordPress files when I pulled the files over to a new server, so I ended up trying to salvage what I could. I’ve managed to get most of it over, but there’s been a lot of damage in the process.

Right now, I am currently rebuilding my site from scratch, so I am not even sure I’ll have a blog at the end of this process. I probably will, but it may not be in the same style as the one being used now.

As much as they would like, California hasn’t really developed a trump card on Trump…and neither have the Democrats

Today, California announced that in order for Trump to appear on the California ballot, he’ll have to reveal his tax returns. Gotcha! There’s no getting out of that one, Orange Menace!

Except, there is. First, Trump’s people will sue California and most likely lose, especially if the judge is housed in California (although federal). And there’s always the chance that the judge might be a strict interpretationist who will argue that any stipulations a state puts on a candidate adds restrictions the Constitution didn’t put forth.

But even if that’s not the case, this is a battle being engaged in which the end of the war isn’t as clear. If you think about it, Trump has very little chance of winning California, so I don’t see a single reason why he should even care, unless it’s yet another one of those cases where he’s convinced everyone must love him, so he doesn’t want to lose his chance of winning California too in his expected massive landslide.

I guess the reason I mention this is that it’s getting really frustrating living through the continuous failures of the Democrats against this administration. And it goes back to 2016 as well. There was zero reason for the Democrats to lose that election, yet they proved how well they could completely screw up that whole process. As a matter of fact, when Bernie Sanders was seriously screwed over by both delegates and what I still consider the most dishonest tactic ever played by a party leader, I knew that Trump was going to end up winning the election. I actually had his numbers a little higher than they were, but that was only because I didn’t expect him to turn into a turd that early in the election. When I counted the states, I saw an easy victory for Trump, and even though a few of the states I suspected to go for him managed to be won by the Democrats, the numbers still held their own, even though in the end it came down to a stone’s throw of victory.

We’re heading that direction again. Yeah, I’m serious. And this isn’t because I like Trump because I seriously deplore the guy for the racist garbage that comes out of his mouth. It’s because the Democrats are capable of being their own worst enemies yet again.

If you listen to the rhetoric, we’re hearing nonstop about how the Democrats have an easy victory to the finish line this time around. The people saying this point out Trump’s racism, his womanizing (and hating), his lack of service and derision towards the military, his cronyism, his nepotism, his narcissism, his inability to care about anyone that doesn’t further his own means, and so many other little reasons, but the one thing they haven’t done is convince the people who love him that he’s not the person they think he is. Oh, sure, they have a lot of commentators revealing his evil ways and all that, but for the most part, they’re talking to themselves, and not the people who need to hear this.

And even if they did address these people, it probably doesn’t matter because they’ve been saying this stuff so long that any criticism is probably going to be interpreted as “liberal hogwash”. Hell, this article alone probably fits that as well.

They just don’t care.

So, Democrats need to do two things. First, they need to get every Democrat alive out to vote and those Dems needs to vote in states where Republicans tend to win regardless of who runs. And second, and even more important, they need to make sure they make the presidential candidate the most Democratic one they’ve run to date.

You see, last time, they let delegates choose their leader because they didn’t want their party represented by someone who wasn’t a “true” Democrat. And that hurt big time.

Even today, people complain that Bernie Sanders wanted to run. They blame him for Hillary’s loss. What they should have blamed was a system that demanded the votes from every Democrat regardless of who was chosen.

That would have been fine if they didn’t give the finger to every Bernie voter and then demand they support the party after. Well, hopefully, the party has learned from its mistakes.

Except it hasn’t. Instead, what has already started happening is that people are canvasing the Bernie and Warren voters and trying to make weird deals with them that go something like: “If your candidate loses, you need to support whoever wins, okay?” So, instead of waiting until they’ve suppressed any socialist movement, they’re trying to get buy-in for the eventual occurrence of that anyway.

Hopefully, that works for them because I’ve already seen that they’re no going the democracy route. Which seems strange for a party that has a very similar name.

Which should make 2020 a very interesting election. I’ll leave you with a small aside: During 2016, I kept telling people that in order to avoid a crappy result, they needed to do certain things. The response from a lot of my friends was that I was some kind of Sanders lover, and that I needed to toe the line. So, I started telling people that Trump had a really good chance of winning, and they laughed at me. After Trump won, they all acted like no one ever suspected such a thing and ignored bringing it up with me like the plague.

This election, I’m saying a little of the same things, based off of numbers I’m already seeing. People are pretty sure about the results that will be coming, and they’re starting to laugh at me for this election as well.

Like last time, I really hope I’m wrong.

Stickman

Just a quick update, but Stickman has been seriously updated. And there have been a few reasons behind why exactly that happened. So, it back and let me tell you a story.

A Stickman fan contacted me the other day and told me that she found questionable content linked from the Stickman page and wanted to make sure I was aware of this. At first, I thought someone had hacked me, but as I started to investigate this, I discovered a couple of things. First, my word press site (the main one that most of you know) has been housing my Stickman content for some time now, even though not much of it has been updated much). However, during investigation, I began to realize that a whole other segment of the Stickman page was still out there on one of my sub accounts.

You see, back in 2009, I created Stickman on a sub domain of sarbonn.com, and I had actually tied it to my old web site, littlesarbonn.com. At some point, I consolidated and got rid of littlesarbonn.com, but hadn’t realized someone bought it and decided to house Japanese porn, or something of that nature. As I had no intentions of trying to gain back littlesarbonn.com, I didn’t realize care. That was until I found out that a number of my links on the subdomain were linking to that address. So, in essence, I was sending a lot of people out to some Japanese porn site without their permission. And I also know that kids read my comics site, so that obviously didn’t make things any better.

So, I decided to revamp my Stickman site and make things better. That was when I discovered the old web site providers I was using had sold all of their IT services to India and at the moment, it was practically impossible to do any updates on their page (as it had a ton problems that made it impossible to stay logged in longer than five seconds (not an exaggeration). So, after days of dealing with this and support that only uses chat and speaks little to no English, and basically couldn’t understand anything I was saying before responding with stuff like “Have you tried turning off and then on the computer?” So, I left them and decided to set up shop with Hostgator.com.

Been spending the last few days doing just that. And thought I’d rebuild my Stickman site from scratch using javascript and Dreamweaver. I’m pretty happy with the results right now, although I probably need to continue updating it as I discover new things that need to be fixed.

But the site is now located at https://www.sarbonn.com/Stickman/Stickman.htm.

Come visit and enjoy the site. It’s going to be part of a much bigger project I’m starting in the next few weeks, so it’s nice having it up and fresh, especially when it no longer looks like it was built in 1990.

New version of Duane Gundrum released at E3

Today, at E3, the long-awaited sequel to the classic Duane Gundrum, which was released decades ago to world-pleasing acclaim, was announced shortly after the Microsoft announcement of the highly-expected unraveling of the veil covering Xbox Scarlet.

The new version of Duane Gundrum, while appearing to critics to be much like the old version of Duane Gundrum, is expected to have numerous upgrades, such as processing power, capabilities of dealing with new stimuli, and much better clothing (due to having read through numerous issues of GQ magazine).

Duane Gundrum will go on sale in the fall and is expected to be improved next year during the next E3 as well.

Gamespot Creates Horrible Article & Then Tries to Hide Its Mistake

The other day, Gamespot wrote a horrible article that made so many mistakes that social media just kind of went nuts. The Quartering, a games’ journalism site run by Jeremy Hambly, made a seriously impacting Youtube screed against Gamespot that deserves its own viewing just to see how much criticism is possible when a news site (Gamespot) has totally screwed up.

Right after posting their article with so much of it being completely wrong and feeling like it was written by someone who picked up his first computer after 2010 with about as much knowledge as that very first day, tons of other Internet reviewers sort of went nuts on Gamespot and their horrible journalism. However, what is really interesting is that Gamespot obviously was aware of the criticism and instead of just posting something like “wow, we messed up. We’ll fix that.”, they decided to take the cloaked route and pretend that it never happened. Instead of a mea culpa, they chose to change the article to be somewhat correct (based on the criticism) and pretend they never did anything wrong.

And still got things wrong, such as referring to the new infrastructure as an “optical hard drive”, an item that just doesn’t exist (a funny aside is that they’re still adjusting this article with the criticism being used against them as even this line has been removed while I was writing this article). If you read the article now, you might notice how short it is and how little information it actually has. That’s because most of the article has been removed due to how badly written it actually was. As a comment-maker stated, “Just remove the stupid article already.”

This is the problem with articles that do such a bad job. Instead of acknowledging that, they don’t want to admit fault and keep trying to get around the fact that they failed so badly. And that just makes them look really stupid.

It’s similar to a game reviewer named Filip Miucin who was reported on by Youtube reviewer Yongyea.

As Yongyea reports, Miucin made a stupid mistake of plagiarizing material numerous times before being caught. Instead of just owning up to the stupidity, he doubled down and basically just figured the controversy would fade away. It didn’t. He tried numerous strategies at getting around his absurd behavior until he just kept disappearing. And then the last time when he reappeared, he just straight out apologized. But it may not be enough because it took him so long to do it. People aren’t all that forgiving when the person being accused shows no remorse.